Category Archives: The Worst
Well, If We Can’t Have a New ‘Bosom Buddies,’ Then This is the Next Best Thing, Right?
No, wait, that’s the worst best thing. This is still the next best thing. And the best bests thing. A good tip is to abandon the cross-dressing subplot. Bosom Buddies figured that out by season two. Should have taken heed.
Filed under Bad Humor, Buffy & Hildegarde, The Worst
Oh, Come On, TLC.
TLC announced their upcoming slate of new series and, well, fuck you, TLC. Really? REALLY? What happened to the good old days when TLC aired British documentaries that occasionally showed a boobie? In related news, Fox will burn off the … Continue reading
Filed under Century 21 Reality, The Worst
Last Week on ‘Top Chef: All-Stars’: Racist, Liar, Kitchen on Fire!
Two weeks ago on Top Chef they pulled the old bait and switch and you get a car and you get a car and you get a car and you’re all going to the Bahamas! So last week it was … Continue reading
Filed under Century 21 Reality, The Sixth Taste, The Worst, Top Scallop
‘Survivor: Redemption Island’: I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me (Director’s Cut)
We started this week’s episode of Survivor: Redemption Island with our first glimpse of, well, Redemption Island. After being voted at the first Tribal Council, Francesca arrived at her new home and quickly found a signpost describing life on the … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Good Humor, The Worst, Tribal Council
Yesterday in ‘Today’: KLG & Hoda Weigh-In on the Grammys
Well, it seems that Kathie Lee and Hoda had the same reaction to the Grammy awards as every ignorant, idiotic Facebook and Twitter user out there: You know that Arcade Fire have been on SNL twice and thus have been … Continue reading
Filed under Interweb, Saturday Night Live, The Worst, Today in Today, Tyranasaurus Sex, Weigh-in
Last Time on ‘Top Chef’: Restaurant Chores
Bravo viciously slipped in a repeat of Top Chef last week, perhaps taking a snow day, but it returns tonight (we assume). With the new episode just hours away, let’s take a quick look back at what happened last time: … Continue reading
Filed under Century 21 Reality, The Worst, Top Scallop
Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: The Ice Queen
One of our consistently most popular posts is our review of January Jones’ turn as host of SNL from November of 2009, titled January Jones Was the Worst Host Ever on the Worst Episode of ‘SNL’ Ever, so it’s not … Continue reading
‘Top Chef All-Stars:’ Whatever
Well, at least if Jamie was going to go down, she was going to go down fighting, with all the unbridled passion she showed all season. Oh, no, not really. More of the same blasé, dead inside, zombie-like enthusiasm. Although, … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Conspiracy Theory, Local Flavor, The Worst, Top Scallop
Don’t Abuse Facebook Questions, Okay?
First, we freely admit that Facebook Questions is an asinine feature of a site that is continuously populating itself with unnecessary clutter. But still, unless your sole purpose is to shame Facebook Questions into submission, don’t ask questions like these. … Continue reading
