Category Archives: The Worst
‘Survivor: One World’ Finale – Tops and Bottoms
[SPOILER ALERT!!!] “I know I lied to you and voted you out, but I have no boobs left so have a little mercy.” – Kim It is somewhat fitting and poetic that in a game defined by boobs – both … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Freak Out Control, Tribal Council, Flashback!, The Worst
Parting Shot: Despicable Them
Two the worsts that taste worse together.
Filed under Parting Shot, Talkies, The Worst
‘Survivor: One World’ – Karma Right Back At Him
For the last few seasons we’ve become increasingly irritated by the presence of God, or, rather, some players’ insistence that he (or she!) has some influence on the game of Survivor, from Matt justifying his repeated exile to Redemption Island … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, God Laughs, The Worst, Tribal Council
‘Survivor: One World’ – The Game is Afoot, Smelling a But
What continues to astound us about Survivor players, season after season, is how little they understand the format of the game, how they continue to be surprised by surprises they should have seen coming, if only by the precedent set … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, The Worst, Tribal Council
‘Survivor: One World’ – And One Worst to Rule Them All
Alright, by now you probably know how utterly confusing and mind-boggling and “bum puzzling” this week’s Survivor: ONE WORLD! was, so we’re getting right to our ABC of the week. Always be CuckooBananas. Because that was perhaps the most baffling, head-scratching, what … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Huh?, The Worst, Tribal Council
‘Survivor: One World’ – Fowl Play
Before we start this off, we need to speak to Kat for a second. Girl, get it together. You bawl at Tribal Council like that one time Robbie Morris told his dad the dirty joke that we had told him … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Tribal Council, The Worst, God Laughs
‘Survivor: One World’ – Big Boobs
We made a joke last week in our Survivor: ONE WORLD! recap about girls having tiny brains, just not having the mental capacity to compete with the male sex. But, hey, that was all in good fun. And we would … Continue reading
Well, If We Can’t Have a New ‘Bosom Buddies,’ Then This is the Next Best Thing, Right?
No, wait, that’s the worst best thing. This is still the next best thing. And the best bests thing. A good tip is to abandon the cross-dressing subplot. Bosom Buddies figured that out by season two. Should have taken heed.
Filed under Bad Humor, Buffy & Hildegarde, The Worst
Oh, Come On, TLC.
TLC announced their upcoming slate of new series and, well, fuck you, TLC. Really? REALLY? What happened to the good old days when TLC aired British documentaries that occasionally showed a boobie? In related news, Fox will burn off the … Continue reading
Filed under Century 21 Reality, The Worst
Last Week on ‘Top Chef: All-Stars’: Racist, Liar, Kitchen on Fire!
Two weeks ago on Top Chef they pulled the old bait and switch and you get a car and you get a car and you get a car and you’re all going to the Bahamas! So last week it was … Continue reading
Filed under Century 21 Reality, The Sixth Taste, The Worst, Top Scallop
