Well, we all saw this coming. We saw this coming back on South Pacific when he accused Mikayla of being an evil temptress, and we saw this coming when he went back and forth and back with his relationship with God and spoke of battles with inner demons. And we saw this coming in episode two of Fans vs. Favorites 2 Legit 2 Quit when, in beautiful night vision, his neck tattoo glistening in the twilight, he threatened to go on a rampage. So no one – no one – should have been surprised when Brandon Hantz finally lost it on Survivor: Caramoan. Which isn’t to say it was predictable, or that it wasn’t riveting, truly unsettling television.
But first, who’s that girl next to Michael and Eddie?!
Oh, right, Julia. That person that exists on the Fans tribe. At this point, she’s our pick to win it all, solely because everyone will keep forgetting that she’s there and no one will ever write her name down. Also, she might be a ghost.
In just a matter of our CBS will premiere the newest edition of Survivor, this time set in the vast wilds of the South Pacific. Also returning this season will be the much-maligned (at least by us) Redemption Island twist. Also also returning, the inclusion of two returning Survivor players from season’s past. Will one of those players be Steve, competing in back-to-back seasons?
Actually the two returning players are Coach (!) and Ozzie. Now in his third game of Survivor, we wonder if Coach will exhibit his trademark modesty.