2012/10/17 · 4:21 pm
Alright, guys, let’s try to do this before the entirety of the Matisyahu Tribe is completely decimated and all we have left is the memory of Angie’s boobs. We’ve been dark for the last few weeks, but all we missed discussing was the systematic destruction of Russell Swan and the Gang. But after tonight, when Denise and Malcolm will likely be forced into tribe cannibalism for survival and admission to the merge, things should get more interesting. So throw away your binders full of women and let’s get to it.
(Note: we want to thank Nate Silver from the Electoral Blog FiveThirtyEight for providing absolutely no scientific of statistical input for these predictions.)
Abi-Maria: Well, if the idea of the game was to out-crazy, out-make no sense, out-constantly touch your hair, then Abi-Maria would have this game completely locked up. Unfortunately for her, that is not how the game is played, and what she considers strategic, clever gameplay is actually loose cannon paranoia that verges on schizophrenia. Perhaps the reason that she keeps pulling at her tresses is that she’s trying to keep the voices out (or in). Certainly, considering the rapid disintegration of her alliance with RC Cola, her loyalty and judgment are suspect, and we think she’s ripe for a blind-side down the road. Odds of Winning: 45-1
Up Next: Sinbad!
Filed under Analysis, Bob Loblaw, Century 21 Reality, Dillon Panthers, Saved by the Bell, Tribal Council
Tagged as Abi-Maria, Amber Brkich, American Gladiators, Angel Salvadore, Angie, Archie Betty, Arrested Development, Artis, Barry Bonds, Bayside, Benihana, Binders Full of Women, Blair, Bobby Jon Drinkard, Boston Rob, Carter, Dana, Dawson, Denise, Elecitonate, Facts of Life, FiveThirtyEight, George Clooney, Inspector Clouseau, Jeff Kent, Jo, Jonah Hill, Kabbalah, Kat, Katie, Kelly Kapowski, Kristen Stewart, Lisa Whelchel, Lt. Dan, Malcolm, Matisyahu, Matrix Twins, Michael Jordan, Michael Rapaport, Michael Skupin, Mrs. Garrett, My Secret Identity, Nate Cohn, Nate Silver, Penner, Pete, Philippines, Rambo, RC Cola, Roxy, Russell Swan, Sandra Diaz-Twine, Saved by the Bell, Sinbad, Stephenie LaGrossa, Super Troopers, Survivor, Sylvester Stallone, Taylor Kitsch, The Expendables, The Fabulous Moolah, The Wire, Tim Riggins, Tootie, Top Chef Tattoos, Wallace, Wesley Two Scoops Berry, X-Men, X-Men: First Class, Zane, Zit-Off, Zoe Kravitz
2012/03/21 · 3:36 pm
It’s finally here, folks! Our much ballyhooed, frequently teased, oft-delayed player-by-player odds for Survivor: ONE WORLD! And this time we’re sweetening the deal by including celebrity look-alikes. Yes, these predictions are coming five episodes late, but that just gives us better insight and helps us provide you with more accurate, educated odds. So let’s get to it, A-B-C style.
Alicia: If not for Colton, you’d probably take the crown as The Worst. As it is though, the two worst seem to have allied with each other and found common ground in being The Worst. She fashions herself as a villain, and a tough bitch, but she’s yet to truly display the physical or social skills that will get her to the end (she has, however, displayed far too much of her chest, sporting a variety of wildly ill fitting tops). If she sticks with Colton, Team The Worst could actually, grossly, go far, that is if they don’t kill each other first. Odds of winning: 30-1
Read on for the rest!
Filed under Count Bleh, Look-Alikes, Tribal Council
Tagged as Alicia, Benihana, Big Mike, Bill, Brigitte Nielsen, Captain Awesome, Carson Daly, Chelsea, Christina, Chuck, Colton, Corey, Dances with Wolves, Drew Barrymore, Firestarter, Fraggle Rock, Fred Flintstone, Futurama, Grace Park, Jay, Jonas, Kat, Kim, Kim Raver, Kourtney, Leif, Macho Man Randy Savage, Mary McDonnell, Matt, Mayor McCheese, McDonald's, Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, Monica, Nibbler, Nina, One World, Rugrats, Ryan McPartlin, Sabrina, Sex and the City, Sophie, Steve, Survivor, Susie Carmichael, Tarzan, Teen Mom 2, The Wiz, Troyzan, Uncle Matt, X-tina