2011/05/17 · 7:25 pm
Our Redemption Island journey came to an end Sunday night, and while the home stretch of the season had been rather uneventful and predictable, if economical, we still had the chance for fireworks in the last two hours. Would Rob complete what was unquestionably one of – if not the – definitive Survivor performances, winning it all in his fourth attempt? Or, perhaps, would Matt fulfill his destiny and return from Redemption Island to become the Sole Survivor (if that was God’s will)? Or would Mike, the lone remaining member of Zapatera, the double threat of soldier and Jesus lover, reenter the game and lockup votes from his former teammates? Or would Grant, the remarkable physical specimen, go undefeated down the stretch, the jury rewarding his unparalleled athletic prowess with a million dollars. Or, finally, would Andrea prove victorious in the final Redemption Island duel and surprise us all by going all the way to the end? Well, there’s no way that could happen, right?
Wrong! But could anyone possibly stand in the way of Boston Rob???
Filed under Analysis, Be careful what you wish for, Century 21 Reality, God Laughs, LOST, Masochism, Tribal Council, You Decide
Tagged as Always Be Controlling, American Gladiators, Andrea, Ashley, Boston Rob, David, Former Federal Agent Phillip, God, Grant, Great shot kid don't get cocky, I'm a lawyer, In Living Color, Jeff Probst, Jesus, Jim Carrey, John Locke, Labyrinth, Lisa Frank, Matt, Mike, Natalie, Nicaragua, Osama Bin Laden, Pyramid, Ralph, Redemption Island, Russell Hantz, Survivor, Tom Westman, Vera de Milo
2011/04/13 · 12:01 am
This is it, guys! Merge time! And the end of Redemption Island!
Which would have totally been a surprise if they didn’t already tell us this in the preview for this week’s episode. And they didn’t just tease the game changer, but pretty much announced it. Which is kind of regrettable, as it took away a potential surprise in the midst of a run of pretty mundane episodes.
Also pretty regrettable – to us at least – is that the producers chose to coincide the merge with the reentry of the Redemption Island ultimate warrior back into the game. That’s too neat, too obvious, and we reckoned it would be too much all at once. Wouldn’t have it been more enjoyable, more entertaining if the Redemption Island duels continued while the remaining players vied for Individual Immunity? In short, in crass terms, our concern was that combining these two moves would pretty much be the equivalent of the show shooting it’s load. Would that be the case? We should see.
Keep reading: The Christian, The Sheppard, and The Last Supper
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Tribal Council
Tagged as Always Be Christian, Barry Bonds, Bob Ross, Boston Rob, Bronx Zoo, Bushido, Christian Coalition, David, Don't Break the Ice, Egyptian Cobra, former federal agent, John Locke, Keanu Reeves, Kerplunk, Last Supper, lawyer, Matrix, Matt, Mike, Murlonio, Natalie, Ometepe, Phillip, Pogo Ball, Redemption Island, Sarita, Step by Step, Survivor, Ultimate Warrior, Zapatera
2011/02/23 · 12:13 pm
This is it, folks. We estimated it would take us about two days to get to this point. Instead it’s taken 3 weeks. But, nevertheless, we’ve arrived. And the end. Well, the beginning of the end.
6:14pm, Season 5, Disc 1, Episode 1: ” The Fight”
00:10: Well, right out of the gate we have to compliment the DVD menus for this season. MUCH improved.
01:49: My school never had the “pool on the roof” gag. I kind of regret that. Feel like I didn’t have a proper high school experience.
02:32: Fun Fact: Elizabeth Berkley turned 44 during this season.
Read on: More fun facts, THE FIGHT, a big season from Big Pete, the curious case of Tori Scott, drinking, gambling, kissing, Punky Brewster, time travel and graduation day! And MORE!
Filed under Buffy & Hildegarde, Count Bleh, Crucial Taunt, Fashion Show at Lunch, LOST, Mars Investigations, Masochism, Rip-off, Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell Project, Yasmine Bleeth
Tagged as Academic Bowl, Angelina Jolie, Aunt Viv, Benny Hill, Big Pete, Black Swan, Bosom Buddies, Brad Pitt, Bridgette Wilson, California Dreams, Cavariccis, Classic Concentration, College Years, Dana Carvey, Dennis Haskins, Derek Morris, Designing Women, Doogie Howser, DUI, EGOT, Elizabeth Berkley, Eyes Wide Shut, Five Aces, Fresh Prince, Friends Forever, Gary Beach, Gem Diamond, Good Day LA, Graduation, Groucho Marx, Jackson Pollack, Jennifer Aniston, jheri curl, Joanna, John Locke, John Sanderford, Karate Kid III, Kevin Costner, Kids in the Hall, Leanna Creel, LOST, Louise, Major Dad, Mario Lopez, Mark Sanchez, Master off Disguise, Max Nerdstrom, MC Hammer, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Ms. Frizzle, Muffin Sangria, MVEMJSUNP, Nerdstrom, Oprah's Legends Ball, Ox, Paula Abdul, Pearl Harbor, Princeton, Punky Brewster, Saved by the Bell, Saved by the Bell Project, Screech's Spaghetti Sauce, Season 5, SNL, Snow White, soap on a rope, Soleil Moon Frye, Swan Pond, Teen Line, The Max, The New Class, Tom Cruise, Tony Danza, Top Gun, Tori Scott, Vanilla Ice, Veronica Mars, Wear thick socks Gordon, Who's Harry Crumb?, Will Smith, Yale, Your kids are going to love it, Zack Attack
2010/12/30 · 9:16 pm
Note: We began this post the day after Lost’s series finale. Unfortunately, do to a series of fortunate events, we became otherwise occupied, and soon a Lost finale review seemed rather dated. But with the end on the year quickly gaining on us, we thought we’d finally finish that piece, perhaps all the wiser for having an extra half-year to let the series’ end sink in.
For most of Lost’s final season (and for the first five) we’ve offered little, if any, commentary, instead leaving the expert analysis to the experts. In fact, besides a couple of links and a few Jimmy Fallon videos we’ve only really spoken in-depth about the season premiere. However, much in the fashion of Lost, we feel compelled to call back to that post and close the circle.
However, before we delve into the finale, the series, and the nature of season finales, I think it’s necessary that we first outline our particular history with Lost. The show premiered during my senior year in college, the four-year period when I probably should have been OD’ing on television, at least on the Mr. Show DVDs, but instead foolishly focused on my studies, only making time for The Simpsons, Survivor, Friends for some reason at beginning and, thankfully, Arrested Development towards the end (talk about growing up). Lost premiered during the fall of my Senior year, but I was far too wrapped up in my penultimate semester, and getting in as much Mario Tennis as possible, to pay it much mind (plus, it seemed like a risky venture to get involved with such an ambitious show that likely wouldn’t make it past its first season). During winter break of that year, I did record a couple of episodes on VHS (the dark ages!), and found it interesting, intriguing and definitely full of potential. But without the benefit of having seen the pilot, and understanding the context of those episodes, I was, in essence, lost. So it wasn’t until the following summer when, on somewhat of a whim, I just went ahead and purchased season 1 on DVD. And that basically changed my life.
Another 1500 words on our personal relationship with Lost, the nature of series finales and, finally, our thoughts on The End…
Filed under Analysis, Count Bleh, Flashback!, In Memoriam, LOST
Tagged as Across the Sea, Arrested Development, Carlton Cuse, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Damon Lindelof, Friends, Jack Shephard, Jacob, John Locke, Juliet, Larry David, LOST, Man in Black, Mario Tennis, Mash, Mr. Show, Newhart, Sayid, Saywer, Seinfeld, series finale, Shannon, Simpsons, Sopranos, St. Elsewhere, Survivor, The End, wax wings
2010/12/27 · 11:35 am
With the snow keeping us indoors we thought it might be a good time to go through our drafts and let some of these long-languishing, somewhat unfinished posts see the light of day. First up, our best shows of the 2000s, which we held off publishing until we could embed some video evidence. But, at this point, we’ll put that responsibility in your hands.
My belated best TV shows of the 2000s! (in a semi-particular order)
1. LOST: For the reasons I outline here.
2. The Sopranos: The Godfather of dark, fearless cable shows with flawed central characters. Might be responsible for killing network TV.
3. Arrested Development: Simply the smartest sitcom of all time. It was probably to clever for its own good. It was basically teaching a master class in comedy while throwing out an impossible amount of sight gags, call backs and cutaways. We should just be thankful that we got 3 seasons of this masterpiece.
4. Veronica Mars: Could have put it below Freaks and Geeks, but I give it the edge for somehow making it to season three (even if that was a neutered, watered-down version of VM). I’d put the first season up against any season from the last decade.
5. Freaks and Geeks: The most gut-wrenchingly accurate depiction of high school ever. 18 episodes of achingly beautiful growing pains [editor’s note: just watched much of IFC’s Freaks and Geeks Holiday Marathon, and if we revised this list today we’d be tempted to put this show at the top of this list. It’s that fucking good].
More: 6 – 10 and Honorable Mention
Filed under Best Show You're Not Watching, Bob Loblaw, Dillon Panthers, Discos and Dragons, Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam, Flashback!, Lists, LOST, Mars Investigations, Mr. Gaeta, Prepare for Jump, The Roaring 10s!, The State
Tagged as 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Battlestar Galactica, Deadwood, Freaks and Geeks, Friday Night Lights, John Locke, LOST, Sopranos, Stella, The Office, The Wire, Veronica Mars