Monthly Archives: December 2010

‘Survivor Nicaragua’: Ow, Quit It

First off, if there’s one thing that Jeff Probst hates, it’s quitters.  The man just has no tolerance for Survivor competitors who travel all the way to a remote island or exotic locale, endure the worst possible conditions they will ever experience, and then quit when the end is in sight.  Especially when those spineless deserters take away a perfectly good shot at a million dollars from hungrier, more deserving players on the jury (or armchair survivors at home).  Jeff HATES that.

Which is why it was so surprising, and so frustrating, that Probst gave NaOnka and Purple Kelly multiple chances to reconsider and stay in the game.  Jeff, if they want to go, let them walk.  Benry and Fabio understood; if NaOnka and Kelly want to get up and walk out and in turn improve that male twosome’s chances then so be it.  Don’t stand in the girls’ way, Jeff.  As far as we were considered, when Purple Kelly and NaOnka announced their intentions to leave following the Reward Challenge Jeff should have stripped them of their buffs right then and there.  But that didn’t happen.  And to instead allow NaOnka to not only stay in the game but also attend the reward was just insulting, infuriating.

Keep Reading: We get a couple things off our chest. And did you know that Dan was on Laugh-In?

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On the Seventh Night of Hanukkah Jumped the Snark Gave to You…

…Seven Stella clips!

(Sorry we missed night #6.  It was six pairs of socks, so, you know, no biggie)

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Only one more night!

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On the Fifth Night of Hanukkah Jumped the Snark Gave to You…

…five photos of Alison Brie!

(if you thought we were above this, you were wrong)

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Parting Shot: Festival of Fights

Strange bedfellows

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On the Fourth Night of Hanukkah Jumped the Snark Gave to You…

…four Curb Your Enthusiasm videos…

Including Hurley, a (possible) small penis, Ben Stiller (Jew) and a Bar Mitzvah.

Mazel Tov!

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On the Third Night of Hanukkah Jumped the Snark Gave to You…

…the pilot of Bridget Loves Bernie, in three parts!

Man, the 1970s had all the luck.

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Jumped the Snark Goes Hollywood

Well, Burbank, to be specific.  But we will be on the West Coast for the next week, warming up, lighting the lights and engaging in violent, prolonged lightsaber duels, so posts will likely be limited during the eight crazy nights (well, even more limited than usual).  But if we can’t post here, we’ll try to keep things rolling on Twitter.

In-N-Out, we’re coming for all your burgers.

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On the Second Night of Hanukkah Jumped the Snark Gave to You…

…two clips from  MTV’s The Jon Stewart Show:

One of a 4-year-old science expert AND a goateed Stewart…

…and the other of Stewart and a 13-year-old Natalie Portman.  Or should we say Natalie Hershlag?  Double Jew action for night #2!

 

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On the First Night of Hanukkah Jumped The Snark Gave to You…

…one Sesame Street video…

 

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Wait, is Jane Ma from ‘Ma’s Roadhouse?’

YOU DECIDE:

New Surivor in less than an hour!

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