2013/04/23 · 12:49 pm
On the last Survivor: Caramaon – Fans vs. Favorites 2 Legit 2 Quit we were privy to one of the greatest, most unexpected Tribal Councils of all-time, with confusion going into the vote causing to Malcolm flip his vote to Reynold and then subsequently persuade Reynold to gift his own Immunity to Malcolm. That series of events we knew would be hard to beat, even to approximate. To think so, to hope so, would be reckless and negligent, and truly unfair to the institution known as Survivor.
But this show is predicated on surprising you. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, there might just be another shocking, breathtaking turn of events right around the corner.
First, these kids are creepy. An unwelcome visit from Kid Sister and My Buddy. Can’t tell if they’re expressing joy or crying for help, like Hasidic children on a school bus.
Continue: Dawn’s a damsel in distress…
Filed under Analysis, Brilliance, Century 21 Reality, Freak Out Control, Tribal Council, What? Too fabulous?
Tagged as 2 Legit 2 Quit, 30 Rock, Always Be Committed, American Dad, Andrea, balls, Caramoan, Carl Weathers, community, Daenerys Targaryen, Danny Devito, David After the Dentist, Dawn Meehan, Dimmer Switch, Former Federal Agent Fillip, Friendship Bracelets, Goose, Hardy Boys, Harry, Home Alone, Jeff Probst, Kid Sister, Liz Lemon, Malcolm & Eddie, My Buddy, Palau, Pippi Longstocking, Pretty Good Western, Reynold, Survivor, Team Bro, The Penguin, The Tuxedo Begins, Tom Westman, Top Gun, UPN, Where are my dragons? Grape Lady
2013/04/03 · 11:12 am
Well, this was a long time coming, but now that we’ve reached the all-important game-changing merge and oxygen-sucking loudmouths Shamar and Brandon are gone, it seems like a good time – perhaps the only time – to deliver our Survivor: Caramoan – Fans vs. Favorites 2 Legit 2 Quit celebrity look-alikes and player odds (for those Survivors still in the game). Let’s do this a little differently this time around and look at the Favorites then the Fans. We’d tell you to buckle up, but that seems really unnecessary considering you’re probably just sitting on a couch or at a desk or maybe on the subway, and even then it’s the movement of the train and not the content of this article that is most likely to create some turbulence.
FAVORITES
Andrea: If we want to talk about people who really learned from Boston Rob (as opposed to Former Federal Agent(?) Fillip), then Andrea might be the one in that discussion. Her acuity for the game is what hurt her last time – and her infatuation with Matt – as Boston Rob respected her ability and intelligence but more importantly recognized her as a threat. There’s no one as cunning as Boston Rob on Caramoan, so Andrea has a shot to put it all together this time, especially now that she’s made the merge with the new powerhouse Goya tribe. However, there’s something in those smokey eyes that tells us that she’s going to play the game a little too hard and a little too paranoid, and that will be her downfall (much like Tara Reid experienced a similar fall. But that was due to the shots of Patrón and required several stitches). 11:1
The rest!
Filed under Century 21 Reality, MS Paint, Tribal Council, Winterfallen
Tagged as 2 Legit 2 Quit, 28 Days, Allie, Andrea, Baxter Stockman, BMX Bike Sales Matt, Boston Rob, Brandon Hantz, Brenda, Caramoan, Carl Weathers, Cochran, Corinne, Dawn, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Eddie, Erik, Evil Grimace, Fans vs. Favorites, Former Federal Agent Fillip, Francesca, Girls, God Save the Gay, God's Shoes, Good Will Hunting, Grace Jones, Hope, Jane Curtain, Jon Snow, Julia, Kat, Kate & Allie, Laura, LeBron James, Mabel, Malcolm, Married with Children, Matt Damon, McDonaldland, Miami Heat, Michael, monkey, Napoleon Dynamite, Phillip Sheppard, Pitfall, Pitfall Harry, Pixar Cars, Powder, Predator, Reynold, Sandra Bullock, Shamar, Sherri, Shoshanna, Survivor, Susan St. James, Tara Reid, The Proposal, TMNT
On the last Survivor: Caramaon – Fans vs. Favorites 2 Legit 2 Quit we were privy to one of the greatest, most unexpected Tribal Councils of all-time, with confusion going into the vote causing to Malcolm flip his vote to Reynold and then subsequently persuade Reynold to gift his own Immunity to Malcolm. That series of events we knew would be hard to beat, even to approximate. To think so, to hope so, would be reckless and negligent, and truly unfair to the institution known as Survivor. 
Jumped The Snark 