Remember what we said about last week being creepy?
Well…
Double yikes.
We’re just wanted to throw up a quick post in preparation for Sunday’s finale, so here are some very quick thoughts, with maybe some more substantial analysis to come tomorrow.
– GUYS, whenever you receive video messages from your family members (on perfectly placed Sprint phones, naturally) THEY WILL BE IN THE REWARD CHALLENGE. Don’t seem so surprised.
– Chase, you just might win this thing, but you’re still as dumb as one would assume a “car jackman” to be.
– At first I was surprised that Fabio and Dan didn’t take a shot at voting with Jane, but getting her out was probably the right move. Fabio would obviously beat Dan in a final three, but probably not Jane.
– And give credit to Marty for putting that bug in everyone’s head that Jane will absolutely win if she makes it to the end. I don’t know if that was true before he suggested it, but everyone has operated under that pretense since.
– Jane, grow up.
– Still weirded out by Dan and his son (as was Probst). That kind of PDA would maybe be normal for a wife greeting her husband as when returned from Normandy. Triple yikes.
And now our A-B-C of the week. Still holding off on “Always Be Creepy,” just in case something somehow surpasses that Dan-Matthew incest lovefest. So, instead, in honor of Jane’s exit, we’re going with:
Always Be Carolina
Cause in voting out Jane Chase evidently lost all his Carolina cred. We all know Jane keeps a shotgun handy on her dog farm, so Chase better be careful if he ever steps foot nearby.
Five Survivors left! But only one Survivor! Get your pizzas ready!
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