2013/05/14 · 1:21 pm
When Survivor: Caramoan – Fans vs. Favorites 2 Legit 2 Quit began just three months ago we bemoaned the ubiquity of loud, boisterous, attention-grabbing personalities like Shamar, Brandon Hantz and Former Federal Agent(?) Fillip. It felt like a season plotted by casting – and by casting just a few controversial, polarizing figures, stunt casting essentially – than a season anchored by appealing, charismatic, engaging characters who we would want to root for, and a season that might rely on shock value and stock reality show antics than good stories, solid gameplay and jaw-dropping twists. Well, we are happy to say that we were wrong. While the pre-merge game was dominated by those big names and big bodies, and while some of our favorite players were eliminated earlier than we would have preferred, after the merge Survivor: Caramoan has delivered great Tribal Council after great Tribal Council, offering some landmark series moments. It was like viewing a Sandra Bullock film back to back to back. Blind Side after Blind Side after Blind Side. And it’s left us with five somewhat unlikely players, none of whom are physically dominant or socially controlling or remarkably devious. Just five players who’ve managed to get to the end, through considerable disadvantages and obstacles, each carving a somewhat different path. It wasn’t what we foresaw for Caramoan, but we’re not complaining.
Cochran, for sure, is the front-runner, having played a smart, strategic, clean game. But Dawn has been right there with Cochran, and she’s made stronger personal bonds, which could play in her favor. Don’t discount Sherri though, who took an entry-level position with Stealth ‘R’ Us when the fans’ alliance fell apart, came in everyday on time, punched her card, worked hard, and is one of the few employees still with the company. Then there’s Eddie, who’s been on the outs from day one, has been to nearly every Tribal Council and was always at risk of going home, and who has made no enemies. Finally, you have Erik, who’s ruffled very few feathers, managed to flip and flop without seeming untrustworthy, and has an excellent chance to sweep the remaining challenges. Really, out of these five, you could make a case that all of them can win the million and it’s going to be interesting…
Oh, wait, Erik’s down…
Filed under Brilliance, Century 21 Reality, It's gross., Tribal Council, We'll Get It In Post
Tagged as 2 Leqit 2 Quit, Always Be Cochran, Arya Stark, B, Beavis and Butthead, Bewitched, Boston Rob, Brandon Hantz, Brenda, Burning Love, Caramoan, Challenge Monster, Chris Webber Final Four, Cochran, Crocodile Mile, David Van Driessen, Dawn Meehan, Do it to me Dawn, dog bar, Dog City, Don't get cocky, Donkeylips, Dr. Joe, Dr. Nick, Eddie, Erik, Fans vs. Favorites, Former Federal Agent Fillip, Game of Thrones, Han Solo, Heather B, In Living Color, Jeff Probst, Jenga, Jonathan Lipnicki, Loose lisps sink ships, Men on Film, Michael Ian Black, New York, queer, retainer, Reynold, Rudy Boesch, Salute Your Shorts, Samantha Stephens, Sandra Bullock, Shamar, Sherri, Star Wars, Stealth 'R' Us, Survivor, Survivor: Bloods vs. Crips, the Blind Side, The Jersey Shore, The Real World, Vinny, Wild & Crazy Kids, Yoda
2011/01/12 · 4:21 pm
Unlike Stephen Colbert and Rolling Stone magazine, here at Jumped the Snark we’ll admit it when we borrow from others, which is why we’re obligated to point out that background image used in our current website header is not our own, but courtesy of fellow Williamsburg resident Henry Hargreaves. During the Blizzmageddon Hargreaves had the genius vision of Brooklyn as Hoth, photoshopping Empire Strikes Back characters and vehicles onto the snow-white Williamsburg canvas, including Luke and Han gathering their bearings in front of the Hess station on Metropolitan Ave. In fact, it was the composite of the AT-AT used in our header that informed us that we should probably wait another day or two before returning to Brooklyn after the storm, as in the distance we spotted a White Castle, and knew that the ice planet Hoth in these photos was just mere blocks from our own apartment. So, Mr. Hargreaves, we owe you a debt of gratitude for not just creating these brilliant images (which we’ve gladly appropriated), but also for tipping us off to the horrible post-blizzard conditions in the neighborhood. May the Force be with you.
Alright, Luke, time to take down that AT-AT. Let’s not deprive local residents of their Crave Cases any longer.
Filed under Count Bleh, Cross Country Hipsters, George Lucas Doesn't Need More Money, Local Flavor, Other people's stuff, Robots, We'll Get It In Post
Tagged as AT-AT, blizzard, Brooklyn, Crave Case, Empire Strikes Back, Han Solo, Harry Hargreaves, Hoth, Luke, photoshop, Star Wars, White Castle, Williamsburg