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Today in ‘Today’: Just Drinking Straight Up Gasoline Now

There’s never a day of Today that goes by without something interesting (or absurd) happening, and not a day goes by without a drink or two.  Apparently, they’ve now exhausted more palatable Tuesday Boozeday options and have turned to petroleum.  And it quickly goes to Hoda’s head, as she has a real hard time paying attention to Kathie Lee’s riveting childhood tale.

Ladies, you should know by now that the quickest way to get on The Soup is to ask not to be on The Soup.  

Also, seems like Hoda’s been taking her cues from Survivor: One World’s Kat:

 

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This Week in ‘Today’: The Grammy’s Strike Back

Well, if you can believe it, it’s now been a year since Arcade Firegate, when Kathie Lee and Hoda stoked the fire of YouTube haters, feeding their insatiable hunger for spewing forth bile and hate.  And this year it seemed like a repeat a was inevitable, given the Best New Artist win for (not new artist) Bon Iver.  We’re not even sure how to pronounce their name, so it was a forgone conclusion that KLG and the Kotb would stumble over themselves, coming up with at least three or four bastardizations of Justin Vernon’s nom de flume.  BUT, as she has all week, Whitney Houston’s passing overshadowed the proceedings, obscuring any confusion the hosts of the 4th hour may have over a band we must assume they think is a weird French singer.   Instead, Kathie Lee raises the important questions and makes the significant points, while Hoda simply states the obvious.

We wonder if by “the Bahamas” Hoda meant this.

 

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Today in ‘Today’: Heyyyy

GUYS!  We need to let Kathie Lee and Hoda know if we like their new sign-on!

Frankly, we’re for it!

What do you two think?

Ouch.  Although, we would prefer it if KLG & Hoda-woman got on the same page before air.  C’mon, gals.  It’s 10am.  Do you know where your lines are?

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Yesterday in ‘Today’: KLG & Hoda Weigh-In on the Grammys

Well, it seems that Kathie Lee and Hoda had the same reaction to the Grammy awards as every ignorant, idiotic Facebook and Twitter user out there:

You know that Arcade Fire have been on SNL twice and thus have been in your building probably a half-dozen times, right?  Oh, no, obviously not.  C’mon, guys.  Look around you!

But great zing, KLG!  Vaudeville is calling!

Although, we don’t hear you questioning the safety of The Rolling Stones.  That could be just as, if not more, dangerous than an arcade fire.

 

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Today in ‘Today’: Kathie Lee & Hoda’s Beach Party; This Doesn’t Make Us Feel Any Warmer, It Just Makes Us Angry

Well, the good news is that clips from the 4th hour of Today are becoming a daily tradition.  The bad news is that today they offered us a special episode, “Kathie Lee and Hoda’s Beach Party,” an ill-conceived attempt to warm us up in the midst of this deep, ceaseless freeze.  Something we never ever wanted to hear?  Hoda demanding that Kathie Lee “Get it off.”

Also, it’s one thing to have a drink or two during the show, but we think it’s totally unprofessional be wasted by 10am, before your show even starts.

(of course, those rules don’t apply to Sue, because a) her show does not tape before noon, and b) she can handle her liquor (usually).)

Kinda stretching the definition of “news,” aren’t you, ladies?

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The Morning Kathie Lee Broke James Earl Jones

But, don’t worry, he can’t hear you.

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