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In Memoriam (Sorta): Jen Carroll

Oh, Jen, you broke our heart.  Not because you were eliminated from Top Chef: All-Stars on just the second episode, but because of the way you went out: bitter, rude, disrespectful.  Now, Jen, don’t get us wrong, we love your feistiness, your spunk, your proclivity for profanity.  There’s very little we enjoy more than a tough broad.  And we were delighted that you returned for All-Stars with a renewed determination and confidence, after showing some mental weakness during your first go ’round in Vegas.  But Padma Lakshmi is in a Carl’s Jr. commercial, so when you’re in front of the judge’s table you better show her some respect.  Be a bitch, just be a classy bitch.  Like Jackie O.  Or Bea Arthur.

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Jen, please pack your Crocs and go.

Looks like the path is even clearer for Professor Ricky Blaise.

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Polish Your Crocs and Retouch Your Tattoos

Because Top Chef: All-Stars starts tonight! (did we mention how excited we are for this?  Oh, we did.  Well, we’re going to say it again: We’re really excited for this).

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Our money is on Richard Blaise.  And not because he was the clear favorite in Season 4 and, by his own admission, choked in the final.  And not because we’ll squeeze an excessive amount of joy out of calling him “The Blaise.”  But because The Blaise is rocking the orange Crocs.  Dude is angling for a role in Wes Anderson’s next stop-motion film (watch your back, Batali).

The Blaise Means Business

We also like Las Vegas‘ Jennifer Carroll.  Girl looks good.  Good and ready.

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