HOLY FUCK!

Pizza Hut

Could you even imagine????

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Suds in Your Buds

Jumped the Snark favorite Jason Sudeikis was the guest on today’s WTF Podcast with Marc Maron, and he proved once again that he’s clever, humble, grounded, genuine and, more than anything, gracious.  He still might be our next movie star (even with Hall Passmiddling reception), but he shows no indication that fame and fortune will go to his head.  As you will learn, Gallagher he is not.

[audio http://hw.libsyn.com/p/8/4/d/84d0182f8c7631c2/WTF_-_EPISODE_205_JASON_SUDEIKIS.mp3?sid=67fa63fd23827d47851b40cfddf54376&l_sid=18938&l_eid=&l_mid=2698371]

Favorite tidbit from the interview: when Suds found out he was promoted to the SNL cast  he got day drunk with friends and hit golf balls at Chelsea Piers.  We always knew this was the kinda guy we’d like to hang out with.  He just went ahead and showed it once again.

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Big Week For Natural Disasters!

An earthquake and a hurricane in the same week???  Hard to believe.  But how about an earthquake and a typhoon in the same ring?  Now that’s just a recipe for a calamity.

R.I.P. The Bushwackers.

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Anderson Cooper is Just Like Us!

He miggles!

Normally  the purveyor of gravitas, presenting a stoic, dignified disposition in the face of all that is immoral and unethical (and least when he’s not on Regis & Kelly), Anderson Cooper proved that he’s not above a good poop joke.  Well, he’s not above breaking into uncontrollable laughter at a terrible poop joke.

Via Splitsider & the entire Internet

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EXCLUSIVE: First Clip From Sean Hayes’ New NBC Sitcom

Yesterday Entertainment Weekly broke the news that Sean Hayes is developing a new sitcom with Rescue Me c0-creator (and Larry Sanders Show executive producer) Peter Tolan for NBC.  The pitch: a gay male couple face the trials and tribulations of raising a precocious 12-year-old.  It’s a groundbreaking, social relevant premise with great potential, and only HERE on the Jumped the Snark can you preview an exclusive clip from the pilot.

Look for the show to premiere next spring between Outsourced and Love Bites .

 

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Muppet Monday: We Finally Weigh-In on the Bert & Ernie Marriage Petition

However, that being said, they’re not gay.  At the very least, they’re not gay lovers.

Care to weigh-in, Greg Kelly?

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Well, that settles that.

[Video via HuffPo]

 

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Comedy Central & Michael Ian Black Team Up to Celebrate Us All Week!

Well, it came has huge surprise to us, but Comedy Central has devoted a whole week to little ol’ us, and, even better, “Snark Week” is being hosted by our all-time favorite Michael Ian Black.

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Honestly, we had no idea that they had this in the works, but we could not be more flattered, especially with Black (Magic to his friends) as the master of ceremonies.  Truly, an enormous, humbling honor.

Let’s say we all return the favor and tune in for Black’s Comedy Central special “Very Famous” this Saturday at 11pm (10pm Central).   It’s the least we can do.

 

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Parting Shot: Border Closing

The Final Chapter 11. 

 

 

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We Finally Weigh-In on the Return of the NFL

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

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Congratulations, Ted Danson!

Your new star of CSI!

And here, exclusively on Jumped The Snark, is a sneak peek of his upcoming debut:

Lawrence who???

[footage courtesy of wexlerglazer]

 

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