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Nevermind the Facts: A Purely Fictional Account of Nirvana After 1994

Everyone knows that Kurt Cobain passed away in April of 1994. But what this presupposes is (once again), maybe he didn’t. What if we didn’t tragically lose Kurt Cobain on that rainy (I’m assuming) Seattle Spring day, at the frankly cliche and obvious age of 27. THIS is that history. The entirely fabricated story of Nirvana that we never knew. 

March 31, 1994: Having sprung himself from an LA detox facility, Kurt Cobain fortuitously finds himself seated next to Guns N’ Roses bassist Duff McKagan on a flight to Seattle (on the now-defunct Northwest Airlines; Business Class, given the last-minute ticket purchase). Duff suggests they go jam when they land. Kurt initially demurs, but McKagan, sensing Cobain’s despair, catches up with him at the airport Starbucks and insists he join, refusing to take no for answer. At McKagan’s mother’s house in the University District, they’re joined by Pearl Jam’s Stone Gossard and Mark Arm of Mudhoney, and they play until the morning. Feeling something perhaps akin to divine intervention, Kurt leaves a changed man, and would enter an unprecedented stretch of sobriety.  

May 18, 1994: Nirvana re-enters Robert Lang Studios in Seattle to complete the  track “You Know You’re Right” (only needing Pat Smear’s guitar and some backing vocals), as well as recording a new song, “Airplane Toilet.” Despite the productive and generally positive session, the group agrees to take an indefinite hiatus, confirming their fans’ worst fears that their previously postponed European tour would, indeed, not be rescheduled. 

Summer 1994:
 After Courtney Love completes her own rehab stint in Los Angeles, Kurt reunites with Love and their daughter Frances Bean, spending the summer in the Hollywood Hills. It’s said to be a mostly pleasant time, although the cracks in their relationship remain. Meanwhile, Dave Grohl schedules studio time at Robert Lang Studios and quickly records an 8-track demo. Despite being satisfied with the tracks, Grohl fears disrupting band relations during the hiatus and decides not to share the songs. Krist Novoselic summers in Zadar, Croatia, returning to the states at the end of August to campaign for Libertarian Richard Rider, who ran unsuccessfully for the California Governorship. 

November 1, 1994: Verse Chorus Verse is released in the United States. The double album consists of a set of live performances on one disc and the band’s MTV Unplugged performance on the other, plus the two new songs from the Robert Lang Sessions. Grohl later recalls that choosing the songs for the live album was somewhat acrimonious, but “reminded us of what we do best, and, more importantly, why we do it.” Critics especially appreciated how Side A captures the bands unique energy and rawness, and while they praised the band for branching out on MTV Unplugged, many found their acoustic sound inauthentic and strained, especially the cover songs. This half of the album, however, would later grow to become a cult classic.  

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When is a Horse a Fans of Bulls?

When he’s Horse Grant, of course!

Horse Grant

Go horses! Go Bulls!

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Humpday

If you’re having a bad week here’s just a little reminder that the the worst is over. Just hang on a couple more days and TGIF!

 

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One Crazy Weekend

Well, it’s back to the grind after a long, boozy, enjoyable Memorial Day Weekend.  But so much happened!  And all while Lauren was away.  Hard to believe.

(sorry, we just never get tired of this)

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Super Bowl Just Because: The Real Big Game

We need to find way more excuses to post these.  And, more importantly, Anheuser-Busch needs to bring these back.

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And a Snow Day Just Because

We never get tired of this either.  EVER.

But this is NOT the Danza Moment of the Week.  That would be unfair to you and unfair to us.

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Groundhog Day Just Because

We never get tired of this.  EVER.

If you had only one day to live over and over again, what would YOU do?

There is a larger, deeper post somewhere in here about the existential subtext to Groundhog Day, but we have to get back to Saved by the Bell.  Maybe next year!

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Freezing Monday Just Because: Ocean Billy

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Catchy.

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Just Because: Robot Repair

Somehow, despite committing our life’s work to documenting and analyzing SNL, we had never seen this phenomenal sketch before.  But better late than never.

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If you were wondering what kind of sketch we absolutely love, you now have your answer.

(also, do you think today’s date, 1.11.11, will overwhelm robots’ circuits?)

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Speaking of Beloved Oversized Actors Who Died Before Their Time

We don’t know why we were so fascinated by these clips from Entertainment Tonight reporting on the passing of John Candy, but we were.  We guess it’s just own morbid obsession with death.  Or John Candy.  Or Entertainment Tonight.  Or Richard Lewis.  You decide!

It really is a shame that Wagon’s East was Candy’s final movie.  We recall our older brother (twelve years our senior) taking us to see it, and it was terrible.  And we liked everything back then.  Our basic criteria for a decent movie was a) functioning audio and a relatively smooth picture, and b) popcorn.  So it had to be bad if we walked out disappointed.  And we guess it killed Richard Lewis‘ “It Guy” status.

Nevertheless, Cand developed an impressive, admired body of work, and we can’t thank him enough for Camp Candy.

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