It’s been a busy few weeks in the outside world for Jumped The Snark, so there’s been nary a few minutes for updates, much do our dismay. But before we return to Survivor: All-Stars tonight we wanted to chime in with an A-B-C phrase that works for both of the last episodes. It’s a saying that covers JT’s schoolgirl note to Parvati, Parvati and Russel’s mean girl reaction to the note (see below), and Parvati’s tween brat explantation to Russel upon unveiling her hidden immunity idol (grinning and whispering “secrets”).Vodpod videos no longer available.
With all this in mind, our overarching theme for the last two episodes is:
Always Be Children
Between the secrets, the cackling, the spiral notebook paper and the naiveté there sure has been some juvenile behavior out there. But, to be fair, between Russell in the former episode and Parvati in the latter, there’s been some brilliant gameplay as well. Tonight, we see if the captain of the football team and the head cheerleader turn their sights on each other or continue to rule the school together.
Or maybe it’s Sadie Hawkins Dance time (not sure how that applies).