Category Archives: All the sudden I could really go for a Coke
How Much to Never See the Black Eyed Peas Again?
How about this? We’ll give you $50 and Taboo vanishes forever? $30 and will.i.am only appears on one episode of the next American Idol? Okay, $25 and ap.le.de.ap disappears for a good six months. Final offer.
This Is What An ‘American Idol’ Finalist Looks Like
While there are indisputably some tremendous voices left on American Idol we were thoroughly bored by this week’s Top 24 performances. Personally, we found both the male and female showcases underwhelming, totally uninspired. Nothing new, interesting or fun about them. … Continue reading
We’re Not Above Finding This Funny
Nope. Not by a long shot. But where have you gone, funky Chris Medina?
‘American Idol’: I Went to Las Vegas and All I Got Was This Lousy Wedding
Remember guy, what happens in Vegas is broadcast to 20 million Americans: Next time (because you’re probably already divorced by now), here’s how you do a Vegas wedding right. Also, for some reason we could really go for a Coke … Continue reading
Danza Moment of the Week: Tony Danza Never Blocks a Cock, But He Does Play Girls Softball
So before Tony Danza was selling himself to Michael Cera and Martin Starr, he was selling out in commercials for third tier diet colas. And not only that, but he had absolutely no reservations about stepping up to the plate … Continue reading
Separated At Birth: ‘American Idol’ Edition
Is Adam Lambert the brunette version of fantasy post-Zack Attack Zack Morris? Also, Tim Urban, you’re totally stealing Chris Lowell’s act. Veronica can’t be happy about Tim Urban ripping off Piz. If there’s one person you don’t want to piss … Continue reading
LOST: “The Package”
Randy Jackson and I had a similar reaction to this week’s episode of LOST:
Was Crystal Bowersox Inspired By ‘Growing Pains?’
Last night on American Idol Crystal Bowersox wowed us yet again by taking on Gladys Knight & the Pips’ “Midnight Train to Georgia,” stepping out from behind the acoustic guitar to behind a piano and then stepping out from behind … Continue reading
‘Idol’ Flashback: Seacrest Sucker Punches Chris Daughtry
If there was any justice in this (reality TV) world, last night’s American Idol would have been a double (and perhaps even triple) elimination, with at least Tim Urban joining Paige Miles on the way out the door, and with … Continue reading
