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Groom</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/liquor1.png</image:loc><image:title>Liquor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/liquor.png</image:loc><image:title>Liquor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tarzan-fuckingstud.png</image:loc><image:title>Survivor One World Tarzan Fucking Stud</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/troyzan-howardhughes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Troyzan-HowardHughes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-14-at-1-25-04-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Troyzan or Howard 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Beetlejuice???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-25-at-5-44-04-pm.png</image:loc><image:title>Tortured Tarzan </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T14:55:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2012/04/17/back-from-break-did-entertainment-weekly-rip-off-our-survivor-recap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-3.png</image:loc><image:title>EW - A Whole Lotta Boobs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/picture-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Survivor One World - Big 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Christmas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/cropped-jumpedthesnarklaser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cropped-jumpedthesnarklaser</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jumpedthesnark1stbday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JumpedTheSnark1stBday</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jumpedthesnark-christmas2-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JumpedTheSnark-Christmas2 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Supper</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-6.png</image:loc><image:title>Something Stinks</image:title><image:caption>"Something stinks."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-1.png</image:loc><image:title>Sarita &amp; Matt </image:title><image:caption>So here's what to do after you beat me in 'Don't Break the Ice' tomorrow. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-13T05:01:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/04/12/we-solve-the-mystery-of-survivor-phillips-lion-tattoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/phillipelgincharlestattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Phillip Elgin Charles Tattoo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-12T22:08:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/04/11/in-memorium-sidney-lumet/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-11T22:16:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/04/09/parting-shot-touch-of-gray/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-15.png</image:loc><image:title>Keith 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Waters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-5.png</image:loc><image:title>Goodbye Stephanie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-4.png</image:loc><image:title>I disagree</image:title><image:caption>Can you ask that question in the form of a picture? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-06T22:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/04/05/baseballs-back/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-05T22:26:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/04/01/parting-shot-play-ball/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-01T23:35:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/25/parting-shot-whiskey-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/whiskey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Evan Williams Whiskey</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-25T23:25:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/23/survivor-redemption-island-the-sweet-taste-of-crabs-directors-cut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-21.png</image:loc><image:title>Crab</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-121.png</image:loc><image:title>Crabs!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-72.png</image:loc><image:title>Krasta</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-82.png</image:loc><image:title>Krista Survivor </image:title><image:caption>Derrrr....shiny!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-13.png</image:loc><image:title>Gross</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-111.png</image:loc><image:title>Lion or pimp?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-61.png</image:loc><image:title>I DON'T FREAK OUT</image:title><image:caption>Genius at work!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-23T22:13:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/18/there-needs-to-be-an-award-for-this/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-18T15:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/17/happy-st-patricks-day-from-uncle-ogrimacey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-25.png</image:loc><image:title>McDonald's Shamrock Shake</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-18T02:08:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/16/not-the-last-supper/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-17T04:08:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/16/last-week-on-top-chef-all-stars-racist-liar-kitchen-on-fire/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-81.png</image:loc><image:title>Carla pack your knives and go</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-9.png</image:loc><image:title>Picture 9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-71.png</image:loc><image:title>Antonia Top Chef</image:title><image:caption>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-51.png</image:loc><image:title>King of Junkanoo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-16T23:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/15/this-is-exactly-the-kind-of-thing-they-should-have-featured-on-snl-backstage/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-16T00:06:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/14/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-youve-got-jumped-the-snar/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-15T04:50:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/14/happy-pi-day/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-14T22:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/12/back-to-the-future-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-12T20:33:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/11/happy-311-day-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-12T02:00:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/11/parting-shot-through-the-looking-glass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wpid-img_20110306_135425.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wpid-IMG_20110306_135425.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T01:48:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/11/survivor-redemption-island-the-dominoes-fall-directors-cut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-20.png</image:loc><image:title>Mike Survivor</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-181.png</image:loc><image:title>Can I lick that mustard off your nose? </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-161.png</image:loc><image:title>Krista Survivor</image:title><image:caption>WHO ARE YOU???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-23.png</image:loc><image:title>Russell Crying</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-24.png</image:loc><image:title>Russell Goodbye</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T00:06:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/11/speaking-of-boobs-more-words-we-never-wanted-to-hear-from-kathie-lee/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-11T06:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/10/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-really-gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-10.png</image:loc><image:title>Kristina 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But it's just SO HARD!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Goodbye Francesca</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-11.png</image:loc><image:title>Fist 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go</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-17.png</image:loc><image:title>Carla</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-16.png</image:loc><image:title>BLAISE AND FABIO</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T03:29:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/02/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-no-idea-every-search-term-is-a-snowflake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/img_20110226_194410.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Muppet</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T06:39:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/03/01/ladies-and-gentlemen-your-next-movie-star-part-2-cup-checking-higgins/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-02T04:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/28/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-you-look-wonderful-tonight/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-01T21:12:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/25/parting-shot-not-your-mothers-red-book/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-26T01:05:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/25/danza-moment-of-the-week-sanitized-by-the-bell/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-25T18:54:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/25/snl-backstage-more-like-snl-backstab/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-25T18:30:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/23/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-two-wisemen-including-one-westman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/picture-241.png</image:loc><image:title>Derek Morris</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-25T04:35:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/24/gratuitous-search-term-bait-of-the-day-detention-center/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-25T04:30:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/24/american-idol-i-went-to-las-vegas-and-all-i-got-was-this-lousy-wedding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/picture-131.png</image:loc><image:title>American Idol Coke! </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-25T00:14:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/24/survivor-redemption-island-im-good-enough-im-smart-enough-and-doggone-it-people-like-me-directors-cut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gratuitous.png</image:loc><image:title>Gratuitous</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/twinsies.png</image:loc><image:title>Twinsies!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/wake-up-francesca.png</image:loc><image:title>Wake up, Francesca!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/hugs.png</image:loc><image:title>Hugs!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/handshakes-all-around.png</image:loc><image:title>Handshakes all around</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dadgum-ants.png</image:loc><image:title>Dadgum ants!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/phillip-hunter.png</image:loc><image:title>Phillip 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go</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/picture-8.png</image:loc><image:title>MIKE I HUH?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/picture-51.png</image:loc><image:title>Tom's not impressed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sweaters-copy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sweaters! </image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cookiemonster.png</image:loc><image:title>Cookie Monster</image:title><image:caption>The 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Francezsqua!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/groupies1.png</image:loc><image:title>Rob's Groupies</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/federalagent.png</image:loc><image:title>Phillip Federal Agent?</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/helicopter.png</image:loc><image:title>Probst Helicopter</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T00:33:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2011/02/16/last-week-on-top-chef-the-boorgerman/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/2010-08-07-23-24-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Booger Cake</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/2010-08-07-20-25-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Booger on a pretzel bun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/picture-40.png</image:loc><image:title>Blaise Ramen</image:title><image:caption>Blaise 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Seriously, stop.</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-09T01:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/12/08/100-and-1-posts/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-08T07:41:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/12/07/snl-blake-is-lively-astronaut-tater-chips-and-the-muppets-are-just-killing-it-lately/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/blake-is-lively.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blake is Lively</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/samberg-chef.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Samberg Chef</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/swedish-chef-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jewish Chef</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-07T20:45:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/12/04/friday-nostalgia-corner/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-04T22:03:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/12/04/friday-muppet-video-kermit-is-not-a-whore/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-04T21:56:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/12/02/the-connection-between-wes-anderson-mario-batali-top-chef-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/premierefantasticmrfoxarrivalsmkfu1qqaceyl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Premiere+Fantastic+Mr+Fox+Arrivals</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-02T22:00:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/12/01/congratulations-entertainment-weekly-you-did-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ew-tribute.jpg</image:loc><image:title>In memorium </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-12-01T09:07:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/30/foxy-movie-i-think-i-love-you/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-30T17:43:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/27/black-friday-fun-muppetstar-galactica/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-27T22:34:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/26/thanksgiving-cooking-tips/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-26T22:54:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/25/omg-the-housewives-of-oc-are-just-like-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/slades-beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Slade's beard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/thank-you-mood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thank you, Mood!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/huh1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Huh</image:title><image:caption>Math! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/huh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Huh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/bargain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bargain</image:title><image:caption>On a budget! (to be fair, that's probably 8 blouses) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/checkout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Checkout</image:title><image:caption>Don't forget to grab an umbrella at checkout! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/more-sales.jpg</image:loc><image:title>More Sales</image:title><image:caption>More Sales! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/need-to-go-up-a-size.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Need to go up a size</image:title><image:caption>"Since you've had your boobs done you need to go one size bigger." - Thanks, mom! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fitting-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fitting Room!</image:title><image:caption>The Fitting Room. Ew! That's for the plebians! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/headbands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Headbands</image:title><image:caption>Now that's a good deal, right there</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-25T18:45:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/24/was-hoping-this-would-also-be-a-waynes-world-parody/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-24T22:52:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/24/the-regis-philbin-wave-of-mutilation-continues/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-24T18:28:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/24/terry-gross-interviews-wes-anderson-really-fleshing-out-her-spot-on-judd-apatow-chart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/tgross.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Terry Gross, Frequent Judd Apatow Collaborator </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-24T08:13:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/23/snl-jgl-full-of-sound-and-fury-signifying-what-exactly/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/j-g-levitt-backflip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>J G Levitt Backflip</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dmb-studdard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DMB &amp; Studdard</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-24T05:00:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/23/the-office-truth-or-consequences/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dunder-mufflin-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dunder Mufflin Down</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ryan-the-douche.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan the Douche</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/michael-the-entertainer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael the Entertainer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/michael-booze1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Booze</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/michael-booze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Booze</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-23T22:33:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/23/before-pizza-hut-hit-the-jackpot-with-jim-bruer-they-made-commericals-like-this/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-23T18:55:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/22/bieber-rocksteady/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-23T02:41:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/20/finally-we-can-add-terry-gross-to-the-judd-apatow-chart/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-21T06:25:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/20/aliens-vs-nazis-and-the-nba-playoffs/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-20T19:43:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/18/light-the-candles/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T20:11:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/18/reege-no-longer-just-a-danger-to-himself-nearly-gives-meryl-streep-heart-attack/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T09:58:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/17/in-memorium/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-18T02:03:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/16/carefully-with-those-chili-peppers-guy-fieri-dont-want-to-get-too-extreme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fieri-chilis.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fieri Chili Peppers! </image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-17T01:21:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/16/all-the-more-reason-for-waynes-world-3/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-17T00:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/16/january-jones-was-the-worst-host-ever-on-the-worst-ever-episode-of-snl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/january-jones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>January Jones</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-17T11:35:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/13/more-crocs-on-top-chef-but-still-way-behind-tattoos-for-most-common-cheftestant-accessory/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/another-one-please.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Another one please!</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kevincrocscloseupcircle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KevinCrocsCloseUpCircle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kevincrocscloseup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Crocs CloseUp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kevincrocsjpg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Crocs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kevin-gillespie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Gillespie</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kevin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kevin Gillespie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-14T03:14:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/13/will-the-real-andy-bernard-please-stand-up/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-14T00:46:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/13/threat-level-midnight-2-savannah-nights-thoughts-on-murder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Glasses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ryan-fedora3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Fedora</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ryan-fedora2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Fedora</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ryan-fedora1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ryan Fedora</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/mexican-standoff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mexican Standoff</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-14T00:16:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/13/sesame-street-socialism/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-14T00:14:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/12/stop-following-me-fieri/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fieri-road-show.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fieri Road Show</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-13T19:08:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/12/out-of-curiosity-the-love-guru/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-13T00:02:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/11/and-i-thought-the-wicked-queen-was-scary/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/20091105_epicmickey_560x307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Epic Mickey</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy of Disney</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-12T01:54:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/10/taylor-swift-on-snl-kanye-west-is-not-here-no-not-even-mike-myers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/taylor-swift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Taylor 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Barn2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dairy-barn1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dairy Barn1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fatty-fats-sandwich-ranch-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fatty Fats Sandwich Ranch 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dairy-barn-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dairy Barn 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fatty-fats-sandwich-ranch-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fatty Fats Sandwich Ranch 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/dairy-barn-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dairy Barn 1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-11T00:38:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/06/guitar-hero-really-phoning-it-in/</loc><lastmod>2009-12-23T05:11:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/06/dr-michael-and-mr-scott-a-few-final-thoughts-on-double-date/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-07T01:50:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/06/if-you-slap-michael-scott-does-he-not-bruise-brief-thoughts-on-the-office/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/michael-scott-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Scott: Bruised Face, Bruised Ego</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-06T09:29:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/05/score-one-for-gritty-cop-dramas/</loc><lastmod>2009-11-06T00:28:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/11/05/if-you-prick-michael-scott-does-he-not-bleed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/michael-scott-dick-in-a-box.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Michael Scott Dick in a Box</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-11-07T01:31:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/10/22/the-five-least-awesome-the-office-episodes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/launch-party-pizza-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Delivery 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BO</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2009-10-23T03:14:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/2009/10/19/snl-trying-to-get-viewers-drunk-cant-hurt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://jumpedthesnark.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Gerard 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