Category Archives: The Worst
‘Survivor: Redemption Island’: I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me (Director’s Cut)
We started this week’s episode of Survivor: Redemption Island with our first glimpse of, well, Redemption Island. After being voted at the first Tribal Council, Francesca arrived at her new home and quickly found a signpost describing life on the … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Good Humor, The Worst, Tribal Council
Yesterday in ‘Today’: KLG & Hoda Weigh-In on the Grammys
Well, it seems that Kathie Lee and Hoda had the same reaction to the Grammy awards as every ignorant, idiotic Facebook and Twitter user out there: You know that Arcade Fire have been on SNL twice and thus have been … Continue reading
Filed under Interweb, Saturday Night Live, The Worst, Today in Today, Tyranasaurus Sex, Weigh-in
Last Time on ‘Top Chef’: Restaurant Chores
Bravo viciously slipped in a repeat of Top Chef last week, perhaps taking a snow day, but it returns tonight (we assume). With the new episode just hours away, let’s take a quick look back at what happened last time: … Continue reading
Filed under Century 21 Reality, The Worst, Top Scallop
Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: The Ice Queen
One of our consistently most popular posts is our review of January Jones’ turn as host of SNL from November of 2009, titled January Jones Was the Worst Host Ever on the Worst Episode of ‘SNL’ Ever, so it’s not … Continue reading
‘Top Chef All-Stars:’ Whatever
Well, at least if Jamie was going to go down, she was going to go down fighting, with all the unbridled passion she showed all season. Oh, no, not really. More of the same blasé, dead inside, zombie-like enthusiasm. Although, … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Conspiracy Theory, Local Flavor, The Worst, Top Scallop
Don’t Abuse Facebook Questions, Okay?
First, we freely admit that Facebook Questions is an asinine feature of a site that is continuously populating itself with unnecessary clutter. But still, unless your sole purpose is to shame Facebook Questions into submission, don’t ask questions like these. … Continue reading
Kirk Cameron Talking Armageddon on 360°: Rare Miss, Anderson Cooper; Also, What???
If you’re a regular visitor to Jumped the Snark you’ll know that some of our greatest pleasure derives from those delightful occasions when Anderson Cooper rips a deluded, misguided, self-serving and/or reprehensible guest to pieces. He did it with former … Continue reading
Filed under Growing Pains, Makes You Think, Mancrush, The Worst
‘Survivor Nicaragua’: Ow, Quit It
First off, if there’s one thing that Jeff Probst hates, it’s quitters. The man just has no tolerance for Survivor competitors who travel all the way to a remote island or exotic locale, endure the worst possible conditions they will … Continue reading
Filed under Century 21 Reality, The Worst, Tribal Council
‘Survivor Nicaragua’: Sticks & Stones
Boy, it’s really getting rough out there in Nicaragua, ain’t it? Gone are the halcyon days of last week when everyone basically agreed to vote out Alina. No, there are fractures in this group, and as Jeff astutely notes after … Continue reading
Filed under Analysis, Century 21 Reality, Count Bleh, The Worst, Tribal Council
