Category Archives: Count Bleh
How Much to Never See the Black Eyed Peas Again?
How about this? We’ll give you $50 and Taboo vanishes forever? $30 and will.i.am only appears on one episode of the next American Idol? Okay, $25 and ap.le.de.ap disappears for a good six months. Final offer.
Parting Shot: It’s Me in a Box!
Returns must be made within 30 days. A 10% restocking applies to all returns.
Filed under Count Bleh, Parting Shot
Happy 2nd Birthday to Us!
It feels like it was just twenty-four short months ago that we launched this blog, but it’s actually been two full years. Can you believe it? When we started this thing, selling our comic book collection, maxing out our credit … Continue reading
Filed under Count Bleh, Judd Apatow, Lady Holiday, We'll Get It In Post
Parting Shot: Whiskey Down
To Evan Williams: We swallow your whiskey and our pride. Cheers!
Filed under Count Bleh, Parting Shot
Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: You’ve Got Jumped the Snark
The bulk of our daily search terms continue to be Survivor: Redemption Island related – Phillip, Survivor Phillip, Former Federal Agent Phillip, Kristina boobs – so we’re going to work with the odd man out in the group, “jumped the … Continue reading
Happy 311 Day!
It’s a special 311 Day this year, as it’s 3.11.11, which is very 11. It only comes around once a century, so make sure you make it a good one! And, boy, do we have a treat for you this … Continue reading
Filed under Count Bleh, Lady Holiday, Tyranasaurus Sex
Two Years Later, Our Judd Apatow Chart Reaches Judd Apatow!
Well, maybe not exactly. It’s possible he still hasn’t seen it. Or maybe just took a cursory glance. But he definitely saw our Tweet from last night, linking to the Judd Apatow Chart in commemoration of the Blu-Ray release of … Continue reading
Filed under Count Bleh, Discos and Dragons, Freak Out Control, Judd Apatow
Gratuitous Search Term Bait of the Day: You Look Wonderful Tonight
In just two short weeks Survivor competitor Phillip has already become a legend on this blog, taking his spot in the Jumped the Snark Hall of Fame with Tom Westman, Rashida Jones, Jason Sudeikis, Anderson Cooper, Guy Fieri, Jimmy Fallon … Continue reading
Filed under Count Bleh, Gratuitous Search Term Bait, Tribal Council
Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Next Movie Star (And He’s Just Like Us)
As if Jason Sudeikis needed to endear himself to us even more, he went on Conan last night that and showed that he’s into the exact same things we are: beer and wings.
